Video transcript
Hola mi fellow Americanos, si bienvenidos al sierra de Schumer. That means welcome to the Schumer shutdown. We call it the Schumer siesta, right? It's the Schumer siesta. He put the government on siesta, Cryin' Chuck and El Hakemo Hefei Jeffries. We used to call them Dallas or Obama, until we realized he's worth far less than a dollar. But they put the government on siesta to give illegal aliens your healthcare. We're not going to let it happen. I looked at both of them. I said, we're not going to let it happen. It's no bueno. I said, it's no bueno. They begged me. They said, but señor, por favor, please give illegal aliens the healthcare. I said, we're not going to do it. We're never going to do it. It's not going to happen. And they were also very upset about our big, beautiful sombreros. You look at them. These are the greatest sombreros. The world has ever seen. We really have the best sombreros, and everybody wants one except Cryin' Chuck and El Hakemo Hefei Jeffries. They don't want one, but they're going to wear one when all of a sudden done. We're going to end the siesta. We're going to reopen the government, and we will not give in to the demands of Chuck and El Hefei. We're not going to do that. Thank you. God bless you. Dio Lobendiga. And God bless America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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