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Ask Donald Trump. The last time we experienced an eclipse, the president stared right into it, and then it was over. And he was fine, and so were we. Well, some things have changed. Folks, enjoy the eclipse, but play it safe. Don't be silly. This year, Biden doesn't want you to see what's coming and wants you to forget what happens next. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ The Trump eclipse, a bad omen for Democrats. A mythical dragon devouring their power, so they bang the dictator on day one drum and raise hell. And if that doesn't work, only human sacrifice will save them. But good luck finding virgins in D.C. Heavenly bodies are aligning. The former president hosting a live golf tournament at his Miami club. The game's biggest names all there. The night before, Trump raised over $50 million. The Palm Beach fundraiser shattering Joe Biden's $25 million record haul. And he didn't need help from two other presidents and Lizzo. People are just wanting change. Rich people want it, poor people want it. Everybody wants change. The country is really doing poorly. We're laughing stock all over the world. We're going to get that changed very quickly. We're going to make America great again. Everyone knows it. The election's going to be in now a little more than six months, and it's going to be the most important, I believe, election we've ever had. Trump's going to have plenty of money to win. The court cases are backfiring. He's speaking with nuance about abortion. Imagine that, Trump nuance. And he's ahead in every battleground. Democrats know what's coming. And they see it as a sign of the apocalypse. Just like ancient cultures did to the moon, they're screaming to make Trump go away. He will punish everybody that didn't vote for him. Let me tell y'all how I know this [BLEEP] I know it because I know what mental illness looks like. Mm, that mania is unstoppable. This my [BLEEP] Hitler. Now, the Democrats say you need to do more than scream. Because just like they thought the moon would never leave, they say Trump's going to stay for life. You hear about Trump saying he's going to be a dictator for a day, which is not going to be for a day if it happens. Could be for the rest of our lifetimes and our children's and more. Just like what happens after every eclipse, everybody knows Trump's going to leave office just like he did the last time. But just like the ancients, in order to restore order to the universe, liberals dance and pray for power back. Oh, yeah, everybody, Pennsylvania. [CHEERING] Pennsylvania, you have to get out and register to vote. And you have to vote for Biden-Harrick. [CHEERING] The orange man, the orange man, like this, he is going to take away your social security, and a lot of you are-- [CHEERING] That's right. And he's going to take away your health care. The Democrats are using every ritual-- bribing voters, hoaxes, arrests. Now, the Biden campaign is going door to door to different ethnic groups and offering food to the demographic gods as a form of atonement. Earlier, Biden showed up to a black family's home to eat fried chicken. They talked about basketball and bullets. This weekend, Biden went Italian. This is what happened when the president and first lady came to our house for pizza. What the [BLEEP] Here's Betsy hamming it up with the president. You did awesome last night. God love you. Dr. Biden went for a classic margarita. The president had the primio. Well done, sir. I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. I married Dominic Giacapa's daughter. Sicilian. Oh, all right. What's next, Taco Tuesdays with Hispanics? Halal Night in Michigan? These food offerings aren't going to stop what's coming. From now until November, people are going to scream. They're going to tell you something horrible is going to happen. You'll have to sacrifice your paycheck and your safety to stop it. But be smart. A Greek philosopher, Thales, was the first human to predict a solar eclipse. He was considered the first scientist. So be a political scientist. You also know what's coming. Don't be an ignorant villager.
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