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details on Joe Biden's daily routine confirm our fears. Our president has the tenacity of a house plant and he can barely make it through a full work day. A leak to the Daily Mail reveals Biden starts most days around 7am when he gets woken up by his cat Willow crawling over him in bed. I didn't even know he had a cat. The Bidens are a cat family. You know what that means. At this point, Joe turns off his CPAP machine. For those of you who don't know what a CPAP machine is, this device keeps your airways open so you don't die in your sleep. This leak checks out too because we suspect Biden appeared in public once and what looked like CPAP creases still on his face. Now after detaching from his breathing machine, the president does about an hour of physical therapy, working on things like walking. And once he laces up his special sneakers, Joe makes his way to the Oval Office to start executing his official duties around 10am. And from there, Joe's day is filled with aides and advisors popping in to brief him on how his policies are working out. Can't imagine those are fun briefings. Every day he blocks out time to make a phone call to Hunter and then usually calls the lid around four. So ten to four is the new nine to five and that's not including lunch with Kamala. The president's always late to meetings too and never in a rush to go anywhere. So frustrated aides are forced to schedule events in Biden time, meaning two o'clock really means three. And when Joe does manage to leave the White House, he makes sure to keep his friends extra close. Like yesterday when he was in San Francisco with Nancy Pelosi, look at those two beauties hand in hand holding on either for love or dear life. Gingerly walking the tarmac, life alerts at the ready. There we are. Ladies and gentlemen, the two most powerful leaders this country has to offer. I can only imagine the conversation. Mr. President, Paul and I are already up 10 million with Nvidia. Thanks again for the chips act. Joe Biden responding. Who's Paul?
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