Analysis: Ron DeSanctimonious’ Political Consultants are failing to re...

3y ago Mar 23, 2023 at 3:18 PM

Ron DeSanctimonious’ Political Consultants are failing to rescue his sinking ship. He can’t move without them, it takes him forever to make a decision, and they’re charging him and his Globalist Donors a fortune. Ron’s Poll Numbers are “crashing” at a record pace, he is being abandoned by his most “loyal” people, and I’m sure he’s planning to ask for all of his money back from his Establishment RINO Advisors who are good at one thing, sucking the piggy bank dry!

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AI Analysis

Machine-generated analysis of the post above on 2026-03-20. Not written by the author of the post.

Danger Level

None

Narcissistic State

Grandiose

Authorship

Self-Written

Intensity

65%

Authorship Analysis

Self-Written

Indicators:

Coined nickname 'DeSanctimonious'
Stream-of-consciousness run-on structure
Personally vindictive tone
Folksy metaphor ('sucking the piggy bank dry')
Scare quotes around 'crashing' and 'loyal'

Psychological Profile

▶ State

Grandiose State

Trigger: Narcissistic Injury — Criticism (Ron DeSantis)

Rage: Intensity 70% targeting Ron DeSantis and his political consultants

Proportionality

40%

Sentiment

-0.70

Mildly Hypomanic

Rapid-fire posting (multiple posts same day on different topics)Grandiose certainty about rival's demise

▶ Clinical

Malignant Narcissism:

Narcissistic

70%

Antisocial

30%

Paranoid

30%

Sadism

50%

Defense Mechanisms:

devaluationprojectionsplitting

Cognitive Complexity:

Complexity

45%

Parasocial Techniques:

Populist framing positioning audience against establishment elitesFolksy financial metaphor creating shared outrage

Fact Checks (2)

"DeSantis poll numbers are crashing at a record pace"

Mostly False

In late March 2023, DeSantis was still polling as Trump's strongest challenger, typically in the mid-to-high 20s nationally. While some polls showed slight decline from peak, 'crashing at a record pace' is a significant exaggeration.

"DeSantis is being abandoned by his most loyal people"

Mostly False

At this stage DeSantis still had substantial Republican support and donor backing. Major defections had not yet occurred.

Receipts

No contradictions with other posts detected yet.

Psychological Analysis: Anti-DeSantis Attack Post (2023-03-23)

This post is a sustained attack on Ron DeSantis, triggered by DeSantis's recent public needling of Trump over the hush money case. The timing is significant: DeSantis broke his silence and mocked Trump ("call me a winner"), and this post represents retaliatory narcissistic rage.

Authorship

Posted at 11:18 AM ET (Trump was at Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach). Business hours, but the stream-of-consciousness quality, emotional reactivity, use of the coined nickname "DeSanctimonious," and run-on sentence structure all point to authentic Trump composition. The content is too personally vindictive and stylistically characteristic for an aide.

Psychological Dynamics

The post is a textbook narcissistic injury response. DeSantis committed two offenses: (1) mocking Trump publicly, and (2) positioning himself as a "winner" by contrast. Trump's counterattack employs classic devaluation — portraying DeSantis as weak, indecisive, puppet-like, and abandoned. The "sinking ship" metaphor, "crashing" poll numbers, and being "abandoned by his most loyal people" are all projections of Trump's own anxieties given his legal jeopardy.

Defense Mechanisms

Projection is prominent — Trump, facing potential indictment and donor concerns, attributes financial exploitation and declining support to DeSantis. Devaluation reduces DeSantis from a threatening rival to a helpless puppet of consultants. The "Globalist Donors" and "Establishment RINO" labels employ splitting.

Rhetorical Techniques

The post uses the "sucking the piggy bank dry" folksy metaphor to appeal to populist anti-establishment sentiment, reframing DeSantis as an establishment figure despite his MAGA-adjacent positioning.

Fact Verification

Claim	Verdict	Evidence
"DeSantis poll numbers are crashing at a record pace"	Mostly False	In late March 2023, DeSantis was still polling as Trump's strongest challenger, typically in the mid-to-high 20s nationally. While some polls showed slight decline from peak, 'crashing at a record pace' is a significant exaggeration.
"DeSantis is being abandoned by his most loyal people"	Mostly False	At this stage DeSantis still had substantial Republican support and donor backing. Major defections had not yet occurred.

Overall Veracity: 20%