The thing I like best about the DOJ Report on Biden is that, in 25 years, when I’ve “lost my marbles,” I can use Mental Incompetence and Bad Memory as an excuse to get out of trouble!
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States are safely coming back. Our Country is starting to OPEN FOR BUSINESS again. Special care is, and always will be, given to our beloved seniors (except me!). Their lives will be better than ever...WE LOVE YOU ALL!
"@Joe_Hurwitz: @realDonaldTrump WOW YOU ARE GREAT AND YOUR HAIR IS AWESOME" Wow, I love the second part!
"@Spongebob501R: @HomerJSimpson Good job, Homer! @realDonaldTrump Good luck!" Thanks, I'll need it!
"@scrt22 @realDonaldTrump for all of your faults, whole lot of common sense coming from this twitter account." Thanks, sort of!
"@kimkardarshian3: @realDonaldTrump u afraid of getting #poor" Always have been!
Guess who is talking to @MissUniverse at @TrumpTowerNY? Not terrible hair! http://t.co/NBKlSCcIqr
@dannydamico67 "@realDonaldTrump may not agree with your political stance, but your golf courses are unreal" Thx (I think)
"@rodmonium91: @realDonaldTrump Any truth to the rumor you bought some of your 2.1mil followers?" No,I'm too cheap!
"@JaySuch: Hey @realDonaldTrump. My 8 year old needs to do a book report on a bad person. We picked you." A great subject, should get an A.