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If you go to dinner, and the bill is like, say, $25, how much of a tip would you throw down? Well, you know, the way I feel about tips, if somebody does a super job, I give more than anyone. And if somebody does a lousy job, I probably give less than anybody, and that's the way I feel about life. Life should be, you should be rewarded for competence and capability and doing a job and having a smile on your face, maybe, if that's the case. And I'm a pretty good tipper when somebody's good, and I'm a pretty lousy tipper if somebody's not good, so that's the way I feel.

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Indian Affairs Committees. Senator, great to see you this morning. Thanks very much for being here. Glad to join you, Maria. What can you tell us about potential legislation on eliminating taxes on tips? I know you've got breaking news for us right now on this upcoming legislation on this. Tell us. Well, first of all, Marie, it's a stroke of genius by President Trump and it shows the American people how in touch he is with the challenges of the working class in their great country. This is an idea that came to President Trump from a waitress. He said, "Why are they taxing my tips?" So I plan to introduce the bill in the United States Senate. I'm part of the Finance Committee, a member of that committee. We have jurisdiction over taxation. I'll be introducing this bill that would eliminate federal taxes on tips. You think about the importance of this bill and the importance of this idea because the working class has been hit hard with Biden's inflation. Inflation is up over 20% since he took office. It just makes sense. Then if you think tips may be about 20%, why not make that tax free as a way we can help the working class offset the damage of this Biden economy?

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