“If you’re having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor about BIDENICA….”
Video transcript
If you're having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor about Bidenica, the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference. The best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you that you like to be able to, anyway. Bidenica has a patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains. COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, it's taken more than 100 years. Look, here's the lives, it's just, it's, I mean, think about it. When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills, but then I got Bidenica, and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidenica, so I pass out. Other times, they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed, gross. Warning, people who have used Bidenica have experienced rapid lying and an inability to secure the southern border. Others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals. Corn Pop was a bad dude. Ask your doctor if Bidenica is right for you.
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