I always said golf can be a dangerous sport! My friend being bit at Bedminster.
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Sorry football fans! Because the Super Bowl was held in Arizona, the results of the game, after a lengthy analysis currently taking place of the “holding” call, will not be known for at least 4 weeks. Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I hope that you thoroughly enjoyed the game!
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RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/MelaniaTrump/statuses/108996541255337980 Really beautiful (the ornaments, I mean!).
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Happy Birthday to our wonderful Ivanka. Now go back to work! November 3rd. https://t.co/mQF1xHV3Qh
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No wonder I didn’t lose my hair! https://t.co/jBFE2OEhS2
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The movie will never be the same! (just kidding) https://t.co/FogquK1ei7
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I promise not to do this to Greenland! https://t.co/03DdyVU6HA
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Wow, @Macys shares are down more than 40% this year. I never knew my ties &, shirts not being sold there would have such a big impact!
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Tom Brady would have won if he was throwing a soccer ball. He is my friend and a total winner! @Patriots
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. -- Arnold Palmer
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Just put in ad for a real estate executive: “Hard work, low pay, mean boss!”
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"@DonaldTrumpHub: Arizona Cardinal Darnell Dockett, Mogul Donald Trump Tweet Same Message ... http://t.co/9Ki8Hn1CIB" I was playgiarized!
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Actually Putin doesn't want Alaska because the Environmental Protection Agency will make it impossible for him to drill for oil!
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ALWAYS BORROW MONEY FROM A PESSIMIST BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER EXPECT IT TO BE PAID BACK!
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Sharks are last on my list - other than perhaps the losers and haters of the World!
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@Rogerjmunson Only 40 hours? (just kidding).
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“A vampire with a day pass?” We are in @THEGaryBusey land. #CelebApprentice
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"@BidwellP: @realDonaldTrump Are you supporting Chinese child labor?" Only at The Masters!
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@ilpostio That's why I'll never be Pope!
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I love Twitter.... it's like owning your own newspaper--- without the losses.
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China will never go to war with us because if they won they would only take over property they already own!
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A resort in Arizona is using sewage to make snow. Environmentalists are going crazy--I won't be skiing in that snow.
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Now the @BarackObama campaign is fundraising off of me. I should get a tax rebate! http://t.co/E3tR9S8r
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