# Post ts_116582175749655803 - Post ID: `ts_116582175749655803` - Platform: Truth Social - Posted: 2026-05-16T03:40:28.212Z (UTC) - Deleted: no - Repost: no - Canonical URL: https://trump.fm/post/ts_116582175749655803 - Analysis page: https://trump.fm/post/ts_116582175749655803/analysis ## Post text _No text of its own. The post is its media, below._ ## What the media says **Video transcript** (5:44), transcribed automatically, so names and numbers may be wrong. Speakers aren't identified, so a voice in it may not be his: > My next guest is truly what? What did I say? And you corrected me in front of millions of people, didn't you? The Cordova, don't... Christmas bonus. This is my 10th or 11th cigar. I smoke between 15 and 20 cigars a day. Yeah. And it's very exciting. Yeah. At 93, if I can get it into a hold-up. As your doctor said to you and I, George, you got it. My doctor is dead. I got no respect today. I was born. Really? No respect. The doctor picked me up and smacked me. I found out the nurse, you got a few in too. After the second time I was with him, I called my mom and dad and said, "This is it. I'm going to be with this man for as long as I live." No. Can I ask you something without getting too intimate? How do you know after, uh, I mean, we'd gone out a couple of times, right? Stop the taping. Somebody broke my cigarette box. I just started the show, I picked my box up off my desk that I've had for nine years. My box is broken. they told me they told me you broke it on the show last night well I said you know she was on Johnny Carson show one time she came there with a cat on her lap and she said to you do you want a pet bonnie yes my son said that you said I'd love to if you'd remove that damn cat little item in the paper today you see these all the time you don't know whether it's true or not there was an accusation that I won't mention any name some fast food restaurants may be using rabbit meat in their burgers there may be some truth in that I stopped at one of those places today and and my patty ate the letters any phobias at all phobias anything that really phobias I'll tell you what left in my mind I mean I'm not prepared for this that's okay an unnatural fear of something a lot of people afraid of the dark it has acrophobia right a few fights yes we haven't prepared this well I'll tell you what left to my mind you know we are so I do not like balls coming toward me I got up this morning at my push-ups in the nude I didn't see the mousetrap I'm getting old when my last birthday cake look like a prairie fire you know how it is my age I want two girls at once you know if I fall asleep to got each other to talk to mrs. Paul's lights light sea flute no I gotta get this right cuz this is their very first appearance we'd like to welcome a new sponsor to the tonight show mrs. Paul's light suit mrs. Paul's light sea flute entrees entrees I like the multiple choice stuff because you had a shot at it you know where did you go to school you can take a guess did you have multiple choice sure we had I told you dr. Ninler you cheated me we didn't get the multiple choice God bless you yes the essays were the worst of the essays I've never all well now you're talking about college with a new book I was in college just about an hour you know tonight in Vegas I got loaded Johnny I shot dice I lost a thousand bucks I got even though I stole 400 sweet and loads you know I'm a bad drink a bad drink of Johnny I mean when I drink I don't know what I'm doing yeah I had a next day and I end up usually wake up in some strange place with a kid with an accent playing with my feet it's nice to meet you it's me too I've been waiting all my life to meet you and yeah you're pretty smile you're pretty teeth thank you yeah pretty much you know tell me if you notice this it would be kind of easier to talk without my teeth what are you talking about ## Media - video: https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/116/582/150/454/774/257/original/a51de64d91f7d52c.mp4 ## Engagement - Likes: 8,786 - Reposts: 1,923 - Replies: 332 - Views: unknown - Metrics collected: 2026-05-16T17:01:13.552Z (UTC) # Analysis _Machine-generated by trump.fm on 2026-09-09T20:30:03.832Z (UTC): a model's reading of this post, not his words. Its psychological terms describe the language, not a clinical assessment of him._ ## Overview This post carries no text and no first-person statement from the subject — it is a video-only share of what appears to be an archival, Carson-era Tonight Show-style comedy segment (references to "the Tonight Show," Johnny, a sponsor read for "Mrs. Paul's," and a rapid-fire raunchy stand-up routine about cigars, drinking, virility, aging, and dentures). None of the transcript's words can be attributed to the subject; the only analyzable behavior is his choice to select and amplify this clip to his audience. ## Selection/Amplification Analysis The clip's content clusters around themes of aged-male vitality and bravado: boasting about smoking 15–20 cigars a day, doing push-ups nude, wanting "two girls at once," heavy drinking and gambling, and joking about dentures/teeth — all delivered with comic self-aggrandizement about virility undiminished by age. At 79 and amid ongoing public commentary about his age and stamina, amplification of this specific brand of humor (an old man performing indefatigable appetite and vigor for a laughing audience) is plausibly resonant material, though this is inference about selection motive, not evidence of a stated claim. Confidence: low. No political, adversarial, or grievance content is present in the clip itself. ## Level 1–3 (Trait/Motive/Narrative) Because there is no first-person text, dispositional trait scoring is not appropriate here — nothing in the clip's language is his. At the level of characteristic adaptations, the act of curating and sharing comedic content oriented around vitality/virility bravado is weakly consistent with agency/status motives (projecting undiminished vigor), but this rests entirely on selection inference, not direct expression. ## Level 4 Clinical Indicators Insufficient basis. No grandiosity, grievance, attack, or self-referential claim appears in content he authored. No defense mechanisms are identifiable, since defenses require an expressive act with content to analyze, and none of the clip's language originates with him. ## Rhetorical/Propaganda/Danger Not applicable — the clip is decades-old talk-show entertainment with no political or adversarial content, no dehumanizing language, no violent imagery. Danger level: none. ## Authorship Attribution No stylometric evidence is available (no written text). Attribution rests solely on timing and the general late-2026 posting-pattern context (frequent solo overnight Truth Social sessions documented in the surrounding week). Timestamp is 2026-05-16T03:40:28 UTC; the subject's location on this date is ambiguous in the provided context — he departed for a China state visit on May 12, which would place local time at roughly 11:40 AM Beijing (business hours, weaker authenticity signal), whereas if he had already returned to the US Eastern time zone this would be ~11:40 PM (late night, stronger authenticity signal). Given this unresolved location question, confidence is capped at low. This assessment concerns only who likely selected/queued the clip, not who "wrote" it, since there is no text to attribute. ## Authorship Analysis **Uncertain** (score: 50%) ### Indicators - No written text available for stylometric analysis - Timing ambiguous: subject's location (Beijing vs. US Eastern) on this date is unresolved in available context, producing conflicting local-time estimates - Attribution here concerns clip selection/curation only, not authorship of any words ## Psychological Profile ### State **Mixed State** **Trigger:** Unknown Sentiment: +0.20 ### Clinical **Malignant Narcissism:** - Narcissistic: 10% - Antisocial: 0% - Paranoid: 0% - Sadism: 0% **Cognitive Complexity:** - Complexity: 0% ## Tags - media-only-post (100%) - no-written-text (100%) - archival-comedy-clip (80%) - vitality-virility-theme (40%) - low-clinical-significance (90%) ## That day _From trump.fm's machine-generated digest of the day, not his words._ **An open casting call for a Boebert primary challenger, filed in the middle of the Beijing photo album** Late Friday night he announced that American and Nigerian forces had killed ISIS's second-in-command, then slept a normal night and woke to a queue of friendly-news links about the FBI and James Comey. Most of Saturday was self-display: a long album of photographs from the Beijing trip with Xi Jinping, progress shots of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation, a new granite floor outside the Oval Office, and two AI posters of himself as a military commander. Two flashes of temper broke through during the morning, one at a Louisiana senator who voted to impeach him five years ago and one at New York's governor for blaming him for a railroad strike. The day closed with about an hour of anger at his own party: after a Fox News story and two Laura Loomer links, he went after Thomas Massie, Rand Paul and Lauren Boebert for campaigning together in Kentucky, then asked publicly whether anyone wanted to run against Boebert. He posted 60 times, roughly double his own record-setting May average, but the rhythm reads as a busy Saturday rather than a sleepless one. Full digest for 2026-05-16: https://trump.fm/date/2026-05-16/analysis ## Citation - APA: Trump, D. J. (2026, May 16). 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