23 posts from Saturday, July 4, 2026

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We need to stop, look around, and realize what we have. This is the greatest country on Earth. I love it, and I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. I'm an American badass! Watch me kick! Proudly donning these stars and stripes. God bless America! USA, baby, let's go! USA, baby, show me some value to save! You were a six-to-one underdog. Hey, I'm from America. 250 years ago, we were way bigger than six-to-one dogs. And look at us driving now. We are the toughest, most resilient people on Earth. Nothing can stop us when we unite. Happy birthday, America! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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We celebrate our history, our heroes, our heritage, our great American flag, and our freedom. Every American heart should swell with pride. Every American family should cheer with delight. And every American patriot should be filled with joy. Because each of you lives in the most magnificent country in the history of the world. We will proclaim the ideals of the Declaration of Independence. And we will never surrender the spirit and the courage and the cause of July 4th, 1776.

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250 years of glorious independence, and 250 years of majestic American freedom. Nothing like it. In all the chronicles of the ages, never before has any nation celebrated so magnificent a triumph as this one, the one that we are participating in right now. At 250 years, America is the oldest republic on earth. We are the freest people on earth. We have the most righteous and enduring constitution on earth. We are the strongest and most powerful country on earth. And by the grace of God, the United States of America is the most successful, most accomplished, most exceptional nation ever to exist in human history. And it is great to be your president.

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In all the chronicles of the ages, never before has any nation celebrated so magnificent a triumph as this one. We are the freest people on earth, and by the grace of God, the United States of America is the most successful, most accomplished, most exceptional nation ever to exist in human history. Liberty has prevailed here because of the culture and character of the people who declared it, defended it, and preserved it. We reach a milestone like no other, celebrate with joyful hearts and soaring spirits, because after two and a half centuries, we know that this is not an ending. This is only the beginning of the golden age of America. Happy Independence Day to all. God bless you all.

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Today we come to the heartland of America to pay tribute to a man who embodied the heart and soul and fight and spirit of our country as much as anyone who ever lived. TR had transformed his country by the reach of his vision and by the force of his will into one of the greatest empires ready to take its rightful place as the strongest and most respected nation anywhere in the world. The life of Theodore Roosevelt reminds us that Americans never give up. We don't give up. He never stopped, never quit, never surrendered. Theodore Roosevelt reminds us all that to be a great nation and to be a free nation we must have courage. Without courage you have nothing. He refused to accept failure, mediocrity, corruption, decay, or decline and neither should we. As America turns 250 years old we look at this remarkable man and we recall that with effort, determination, and drive there is nothing that Americans of competence cannot do.

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We are face challenges we expected and others we could never have imagined. We have shared in the heights of victory and the pains of hardship. Through it all, we have seen the beauty of America's soul and the steel in America's spine. Each test has forged new American heroes to remind us who we are and show us what we can be. No people on Earth are so fearless or daring or determined as Americans. If there is a mountain, we climb it. If there is a frontier, we cross it. If there is a challenge, we tame it. If there is an opportunity, we seize it. No matter where you've been or where you've come from, this is your time. If you work hard, if you believe in yourself, if you believe in America, then you can dream anything. You can be anything and together we can achieve absolutely anything. And we will do it with American heart, American hands, and American bliss. Americans fill the world with art and music. They push the bounds of science and discovery. I want our youth to grow up, to achieve great things. We're a people whose heroes live not only in the past, but all around us, defending hope, pride, and defending the American way. The people dreamed this country. The people built this country. And it's the people who are making America great again.

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>> I will be the greatest president for many, many years to come. >> We're going to have a lot of fun tonight. (upbeat music)

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It is the eve of America's birthday and 250 never looked better. DC's already kicking off the birthday party. Flyovers have been roaring over the nation's capital all day. The Washington Monument's ready to go too. Repping the Stars and Stripes. And here at the Great American State Fair, it was bustling last night. Flo Rida took the stage and put on a show. The biggest party in America is right here in the capital. It's a little hot, what is it 105? We're not complaining. I drove 1500 miles, a little heavy stuff, hey, look 1500 miles, two busted rims, not finding our place, not having a place to put our little old boot up, and no air conditioning went out on us, and it didn't stop us. That guy came all the way from Texas, but the Lone Star State had its own party. They lit up the skyline with everything from bald eagles to George Washington. America's greatest allies sent some of their finest vessels to New York Harbor to commemorate America 250. So America's celebrating, the world is celebrating. Who's not celebrating? Democrats. They say it sucks here. Who wants to come over here and have a kid right now? People are getting the hell out of here. Even US citizens don't want to live here anymore. Because MAGA America is sad, pathetic, boring, has no entertainment, no culture, no stars. MAGA America sucks, and people don't even want to come here anymore. Who wants to come here and have a kid now? I don't know, Joe, you ever heard of anchor babies? The only people getting the hell out of here? Only Rosie O'Donnell. And if MAGA's so boring, why can't you get their name out your mouth? Look around, all you see is entertainment, music, fireworks, flyovers, the World Cup, Olympics, moon missions, cokeboats going kaboom, fight night at the White House, Baywatch is coming back, Baywatch, espresso martinis, vacations, fight night, the Knicks, LeBron's probably going to Philly, Joy. Taylor Swift apparently is getting married. Oh, the new Ayatollah's gay, happy DEI Friday, a lot going on. But we're not going back to lockdowns. We can't watch any more Netflix. All these people want to do is just go back. What firstly makes you proud, most proud to be in America and be headed to the 250th anniversary? Well, I am very proud to tell you that impeachment is an option to remove a reckless, ruthless lawless president. You're proud to know that that exists. Raising Kane lost his primary, so he's a lame duck and a one-trick pony who hasn't cracked a smile since '79. What are you proud of for July 4th is a layup, but he bricked it. So did Mondani. He gave a little speech today. There was so much hype. They said it was going to be the counterpunch to Trump's Mount Rushmore address. But boy, did he blow it. Sat behind a desk that was facing the wrong way, surrounded himself with a gaggle of stone-faced immigrants and called us racist on our birthday. America in their view is an arena of supremacy where only a select few are allowed freedom. Where not all are created equal. America, if you ask them, becomes less the more people it welcomes. America, they will tell you, belongs only to those with the right accent or the right shade of skin. The rest of us, they insist, should be grateful for merely being allowed to visit. Mondani was supposed to have energy. He used to have a party vibe, young, fun, looking forward to the future. That's how he won. Today was dark, drab, angry. It was a screed. He just said how much he hates it here. We see the wealthiest country in the history of the world. One where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more. We see monopolies that dominate every industry and oligarchs who buy elections. We see massed agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans. Mondani surrounded by immigrants who came to the country the right way, then blasting us for deporting immigrants who came here the wrong way. It's July 4th, dude, lighten up. He thinks we're afraid of him. He's trying to act like this big tough guy, like I'm here and we're coming for you. We're not afraid of immigrants. We just don't like commies. And we don't like aliens pouring in and taking over our country. You got to immigrate the right way. And we get to say who comes in and we get to say who leaves. That's the definition of a country, control over your own borders. One thing for sure, Mondani couldn't sniff Barack's jock. Obama lifted us up. This guy, party pooping. He's doing more than criticize the country, he's trying to convert it into something else. Conway on the five nailed it. He's not disagreeing with America, he's trying to destroy it. Hard work made America great, not handouts. The New York steam fitters say we're not rolling with the destroyer. The Democrat party is going so far left and they're supposed to be the working people's party. Right now they are the immigrants, criminals, and everybody that doesn't want to work party. I said we do not align with them when we work hard for our jobs. We want our taxes to go for us or for American citizens, not for illegal immigrants. We don't align with no borders, we don't align with no police, we're not backing them anymore. Wow, communism's making Democrats lose the unions. Communism's supposed to be the workers party, but no one in it works. They're all still in school, leeching off the guys who do. Now if you have an idea, you need people to work, you need people to build it. Democrats used to build big beautiful public works, trains, bridges, roads, museums, monuments, cars. Now they firebomb cars, they tear down statues and they can't lay a foot of track. What the heck happened? We used to be a part of really big ideas, now it just seems all quite stale. How do we get back to these big ideas that are motivating? Yeah, so I'm not speaking for the Democratic party, I'm speaking for one guy that wants to know the urgency is to redeem the dream and to get to that point where America works for Americans, we need to reimagine that Democratic party with big ideas. What's the big idea, Booker? Free everything? Try that. Doesn't work. You're a socialist? Yes. Okay, you know socialism has never worked. What socialism are you in favor for? Here we go, get ready. I believe that... Take a system. A system? Take a system in the world that you're in favor of. That you would rather be our system. I just don't want it to be capitalism. Here we go. Please pick a system, one place, one place that according to your values you would rather do. New York? That's not socialist, that's the most capitalist place in the world. It's not even about ideas, they want a revolution. They want to tear our civilization down. They're takers, they're not makers. They can't even run their own lives, but they want to run yours and they want to run into the ground, because deep down they're depressed. We're not even really having political debates. Unhappy people are just screaming at me. And if you say, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast," you're on the hit list. Politician takes Jewish money, done. White guy with a business, they want it. You have a nice place? They don't, hand it over. They break into the country, steal a job, they get to stay. But if your family's been here for a few generations, well, you're on stolen land. You're a colonizer. Have you liked your healthcare? You don't get to keep it. Everybody has to have shoddy healthcare. Now, they sit inside and stare at a screen all day, eat all day, get fat, depressed. We're supposed to pay for their pills and all their stupid little procedures. They even want us to pay for their sex change surgeries. They want us to pay for their bus fare, their groceries, their rent. But they don't want to work. They're still in their 30s. They're still in college, and they're serving coffee. Now, I kind of like how the country is. I don't want a revolution. I want to change things for sure, but I don't want to blow up what works just for revenge. The country's not perfect, but it's pretty close. We got self-driving taxis. You can fly to Maine for a couple hundred dollars. People deliver food to your house when you press a button. There's fresh air everywhere. The lakes, the oceans are clean. Prices are high, but they'll come down. We've been through a lot. We've been through a lot worse. We're not at war. We're not in a depression. College football starts in two months. Everyone's tan. Keep it into a little perspective, all right? Few years ago, we had COVID, high crime, 9% inflation, migrant invasion, and a president asleep at the will. People were shooting at Donald Trump, and the government was lying to us about everything. We've come a long way. How about a little gratitude for America 250? Cory Booker's whining that the Senate is too white. I was the only African American in the Senate, and I just looked around, and I was stunned that it was the least diverse place I had ever worked. We had entire committees that had all white senators and all white staffers on those committees, and immediately I went to work from asking Chuck Schumer to force every Democratic senator to publish their diversity statistics of their staffs. This is literally the most diverse country on the face of the earth in the history of the world. Cory Booker, black guy, in the most exclusive club ever, 100 senators in America. How about Cory write some legislation and set accounting Caucasians, huh? Is this their main cause? Is DEI their only idea? Because that's what it sounds like. The commies are bringing in spicy Latinas, Ethiopian baristas, vegan Dominicans, Michigan Muslims, and even a token white nipple Nazi. Is that what the Democrats want? The whites to be the tokens? First they tried for a white woman president. Didn't work. Then they tried for a black woman president. Didn't work. Now they want a Spanish woman. We will be trying to influence the next presidential primary, and it's still too soon to say how. To say who? Yeah, to say who. You know, I think that many in the organization would be very thrilled if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ended up running. AOC for president. I guess that's what we're doing now. America spent 250 years trying to save the world and ourselves from tyranny and communism, and we're going to nominate her for president. We wouldn't even be celebrating America 250 if the Soviet Union won the Cold War. The communists must be laughing at us, watching us nominate their own comrades. We happen to have on our birthday a sitting president who made billions of dollars, possibly one of our most capitalist presidents ever. Joy Reid says MAGA's not entertaining. Well listen to Trump fat shame Taft. President William Taft threw out the first pitch of baseball. He was a large man, very large, and he loved baseball. He'd go to baseball games, loved the hot dogs at the baseball games. He was our heaviest president, and I have to be careful because I don't want to supersede his record. And a thing like that would be possible if I allowed it to happen for all of you out there watching. Keep yourself in good shape. 47 was on a roll. Have you ever heard of Barack Hussein Obama? Barack Hussein Obama as a basketball player. I don't know if he's a good basketball player. I tend to doubt it. Actually, his favorite sport is golf. Oh, is that right? Yeah, but he won't be in the Masters any time soon. What's Trump's favorite book? Besides, obviously, The Bible and The Art of the Deal. Do you have any time to read for fun these days? So I end up reading mostly newspapers. I usually read stories about myself. And what's the media writing about these days in the newspapers? Well, they said it was going to rain all week, didn't. They're saying the fireworks smoke tomorrow is going to be toxic. So capitalism caused this heat wave. Now, one reason commies hate America, they're too online. If you read the news, you're going to have the blues. You can change how you feel. It's your life. It's your country. It's your destiny. Take control of it. Every single second of life is a decision. Am I going to run or walk? Am I going to read or watch TV? Am I going to ask her out or am I going to shy away? As the great Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry, be happy. America always wins. Americans always win. Why would it be any different this time? We are in a golden age. We have more factories being built today than ever before. We have more people working today than at any time ever in the history of our country. And people making more money than they've ever made. I'm not talking about rich people. I'm talking about people that have like normal or normalized jobs, more money than they've ever made before. 401Ks are up at levels that they've never seen before, up 80 and 90 percent. And the stock market is at an all-time high. So hug your family. Have a drink. Eat some barbecue. Go outside. Look at the sky. If it gets too hot, don't worry. Go inside. Be AC to whatever you want. We're not a communist country. Thank God. And that's the most important thing to do. Thank God.

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