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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, whoa. Oh, oh, golly. Well, what if Donald shouts at me? LAUGHTER What do I say, labby? LAUGHTER Just be yourself, Prime Minister. Yourself is who everyone likes. LAUGHTER Hello. Ah! LAUGHTER Oh, sod, that scary, scary, wonderful President. LAUGHTER Why is it so bloody difficult to talk to? LAUGHTER Sir, just be honest and tell them we can't send any more ships to the Strait of Hormuz. Oh, crumbs, I just hate conflict so much. LAUGHTER Are you referring to the war or this phone call? Isn't there a way I could not do both? I just want to keep him happy, labby. You don't understand him like I do. I can change him. LAUGHTER I don't think the feeling's mutual. He can't stop insulting you. He called you a coward. I'm out of my depth here, labby. LAUGHTER How did Liz Truss make this job look so easy? LAUGHTER Look, we were worried you'd lose your nerve, so we've taken steps to help you gain unfounded confidence. Mr Prime Minister, meet your Gen Z advisor, Atlu Hoopi. What's up, Stomzy? Bow, bow, bow. LAUGHTER Atlu Hoopi is the most qualified person we have. He is the only person under 23 who voted Labour and would so again in the next election. LAUGHTER You're not voting for the Green Party? Nah, my dad works in oil. That's no cap, Stomzy. I love you and I do hearts this way, with my thumb. LAUGHTER Thank you, Atlu Hoopi. I love you too. LAUGHTER Serkia is trying to set boundaries with the President while preserving their special relationship. Nasi, facts, facts, OK. So, you're looking for more of a special situationship, OK? I've got you covered. I'm an expert in messy drama, I've been in three throttles and I'm currently gay. LAUGHTER First thing you've got to do, you've got to forget the phone call these days, and it's all about the voice note. I'll try anything. I'll do anything. Except take a stand. LAUGHTER
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