66 posts from Saturday, May 25, 2013

"@djbtv: I hope you folks are following @DannyZuker this weekend as he dismantles @realDonaldTrump. Friend of Danny sorry, he died!

"@thatBrody: @realDonaldTrump The @SternShow would never have @DannyZuker on. A.) Not funny enough. B.) Not famous enough. C) Hates losers.

"@Cristaly: @realDonaldTrump you're the worst person" Thank you!

Nation's infrastructure is collapsing, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

It's freezing outside, where the hell is "global warming"??

"@thatBrody: @realDonaldTrump @billyharry1 @HowardStern @DannyZuker Donald will always be one of Howard's greatest guests. So true!

"@FashionistaBtch: Give it up haters @realDonaldTrump has @MelaniaTrump #TheEnd #Perfection 💗"

"@billyharry1: @realDonaldTrump they do the same with @HowardStern. @DannyZuker can't carry Howard's jock!

"@teresaisthebest: @itsjenwbitches @realDonaldTrump I love you. You are HILARIOUS. But what about @DannyZuker, he gets paid to be funny?

"@itsjenwbitches: People can hate on @realDonaldTrump all they want, but in reality he's flying his jet over your fucking house as you tweet

"@MikeMcCabeSad: @realDonaldTrump @DannyZuker the fact that you keep tweeting at him is showing why you lost" True, Danny is a known loser!

"@MooseJawnski: @realDonaldTrump bring Cash, Jobs, and Hope back to America and run for president!!" Not much hope in our Country right now

"@juicetucker: @realDonaldTrump Give them hell Don! They're just jealous!" Stupid is an even better word.

"@PDGreenwood: @realDonaldTrump You are kicking ass, Donald! That Dany Zilker (some no namer) is a PUNK! He's nothing, no guts!

"@Canvasguru: Lol! RT @martintagg: .@realDonaldTrump You've been popular with ladies for a while. What's your secret handsome?" My hair!

"@JIMHENDLEY81: @realDonaldTrump Hey Donald I always find it funny that so many of your haters follow you on twitter. Can't live without me!

"@0unicornchris0: @realDonaldTrump please please run for president" Well, it ain't working with Obama!

"@SatyrOnline: @realDonaldTrump Let me ask you something: Do you think Henry Ford or Steve Jobs got into Twitter pissing matches. Would have

"@RealSonnyNewman: @realDonaldTrump wins @DannyZuker is afraid of you and knows he is a pathetic loser. Mr. Trump, you are a role model.

@DannyZuker on your best day you can't come close to beating me, I'll kick your ass every time-take the bet Danny (check with M.F. boss).

"@paulysouffle: I have to admit @realDonaldTrump motivates the hell out of me. #smallbiz #leader" That's great, go get 'em!

"@pennjillette: @Ctwilki @realDonaldTrump Well, thanks so much." Penn, it was great having you, terrific job!

"@JeffBirotweets: Thoroughly enjoyed watching @realDonaldTrump and @DannyZuker twitter fight. At least Danny has the better hair. He's bald!

"@starsign911: @realDonaldTrump you tell em Donny!! What pussies!!

"@CaptainApathyUK: Enjoying reading @DannyZuker knocking the shit out of @realDonaldTrump. Sorry hater, he's getting his ass kicked!

"@sirenasola: @realDonaldTrump The pres needs some help...can you teach him the words "You're fired!"?" He will be using them often & soon!

"@leahanddean: @realDonaldTrump @kosstar @DannyZuker Mr Trump for president" Thanks D.

"@MaxVayner: @realDonaldTrump(?) Do you have the guts to debate Jon Stewart?" He would never do it, he couldn't use his writers.

"@koneslager: @realDonaldTrump during your inaugural address tell Obama "You're Fired!" Stranger things have happened!

@allidoisowen Thanks!

"@Chixbeach: @realDonaldTrump @Matteo5anchez Mr Trump why do you engage these dumb ass people? You're SO much better then any of them!" FUN!

"@DannyZuker: .@realDonaldTrump I'll never respond to your asinine bet. You're gutless Danny, and you don't even know what the bet is-loser!

"@RustinNiles: @realDonaldTrump i hear ya Mr. Trump, but arguing with the left is like punching yourself in the face, a pointless endeavor."

@bvogel56 I never went bankrupt - just like Buffett, Icahn, Kravis and Paulson - as you know!

"@TorresTerrell: @realDonaldTrump whoa.....what are they so mad about? #KeepCalm" Don't worry, it's just the same old losers and haters!

"@CrimmsNchin: @realDonaldTrump Donald doesn't take shit from anyone, run for president already #america" Interesting!

"@DominicFormaro: @realDonaldTrump it's hilarious to see all these dumbasses hating on you. I bet it feels good to laugh at them.

Come on @DannyZuker, take the bet, show your friends and family (&amp, your bosses on Modern Family) that you're not ""chicken shit""

Sorry folks, got to go to work now - but "I'll be baaaaack"!

"@DannyZuker: @AndyRichter I have to be honest. I think I'm starting not to like the guy." Actually Danny, you would like me very much!

@RustinNiles Just killing time!

"@Matteo5anchez: @realDonaldTrump shut up u stuck up cock! Hope u lose ur cash and get run over" Too smart to lose the cash-run over, maybe

"@J_beans51: @realDonaldTrump who is @DannyZuker ?" Actually, a nobody!

"@Generalzod4109: @realDonaldTrump : Bill Mahr beat you clown! Wrong, Bill (whose last name you spelled wrong) doesn't know he's alive!

"@GavinCoffin: "@realDonaldTrump CA is the best i rather loose my inheritance then have to watch the dreadful Modern Family on ABC @DannyZuk

Come on @DannyZuker, take the bet, show your friends and family (& your bosses on Modern Family) that you're not "chicken shit"

If @DannyZuker competed against me and.won (which not too many people do), he could win millions of $'s for himself or his charity!

The lawyer I just beat in Chicago was a buffoon but was a lot smarter and sharper than @DannyZuker. Come on Danny, make the bet!

@DannyZuker is a weak and ineffective guy with a long string of failed shows who got his ass kicked last night.He's afraid to make the wager

"@pennjillette: @LeMrMike Yes, I loved loved loved doing @realDonaldTrump show. I loved it all, every minute. I'd do it again.

"@sirenasola: @realDonaldTrump The pres needs some help...can you teach him the words "You're fired!"?"

@TheRealKurse Thank you, I was dealing with a very bad person!

"@kosstar: @DannyZuker @realDonaldTrump Did we ever get to the details of the "deal"? No, Danny doesn't have the guts to play the game.

""@twitt_be_cray: @realDonaldTrump go fuck yourself you dumb fuck"" When was the last time you had a date-such terrible language (&amp, picture).

@pusspuss09 Thanks, Country is in trouble.

"@biglakeshow: @realDonaldTrump @germany28364 I'm all for #Donald trump" Thanks, he is easy!

"@erinamunson: @realDonaldTrump Sir, we need an efficient government and I'm sure as a businessman, you're great at it ." True!

"@kevinsmoore: @realDonaldTrump says exactly what he thinks. Lol This is one of the reasons I follow this man! He's the best!" Thanks K.

"@jefferies_: @realDonaldTrump Watching the finale. Can't wait for the next season. #TrumpRules"Thanks and enjoy.

@DannyZuker everyone is saying you are being beaten badly at this game but you can turn things around quickly if you will go for the deal.

"@germany28364: @realDonaldTrump You are awesome! Run for president. Well, we sure do need someone to lead - Washington is a MESS!

Hope everyone is watching the Finale rerun of Celebrity Apprentice on CNBC-especially the haters and losers! It is on right now.

No @DannyZuker it's making you crazy because you don't have the guts to play the game. Come on Danny, you can do it!

@dannyzuker I hope you pick up a lot of twitter followers by this so people can see what a total asshole you are!