# Posts from Saturday, May 11, 2013

32 posts on 2013-05-11.

## Day analysis

Day analysis page: https://trump.fm/date/2013-05-11/analysis

_Machine-generated by trump.fm on 2026-03-22T22:31:24.027Z (UTC): a model's reading of the day's posts, not his words. Its psychological terms describe the language, not a clinical assessment of him._

**Late-Night Rage Spiral and All-Day TV Rivalry Binge Target Three Rivals Across 32 Posts**

Trump spent the day in an extended Twitter combat session defending The Apprentice's dominance against three television rivals — Lord Sugar, Jon Stewart, and Mark Cuban. The hostility peaked well after midnight with vulgar personal attacks on Stewart, likely triggered by the comedian's recent "Fuckface Von Clownstick" mockery. After a few hours of sleep, he resumed in the afternoon with a sustained barrage against Cuban that included body-shaming, open celebration of cruelty, and calling a random follower a "loser." Throughout it all, he described himself as "having fun," punctuating insults with bursts of fan-praise amplification to keep the mood buoyant.

- Posts analyzed: 32
- Dominant state: grandiose
- Narrative arc: chaos
- Aggregate rage level: 0.38
- Max danger level: elevated
- Escalation detected
- Sleep deprivation likely
- Theme obsession: Television rivalry and Apprentice brand supremacy
- Claims: 59 (11 false)
- Era: Pre-Campaign

## Daily Psychological Narrative: May 11, 2013

### Location & Timezone Context

Trump was in Miami, having "just left Trump National Doral" (x_333054958696030208, 11:04 PM EDT May 10). All analysis uses EDT (UTC−4). The posting window spans 10:48 PM EDT May 10 through 7:24 PM EDT May 11.

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### I. Psychological State Tracking

**Dominant State: Grandiose**

The day is uniformly grandiose with no vulnerability detected in any post. Of 32 posts, 27 are coded grandiose, 3 mixed, and none vulnerable. The grandiosity is not defensive or compensatory — it presents as buoyant, energized, and ego-syntonic. Trump explicitly describes his aggressive posting as pleasurable: "Probably true, but I'm having fun!" (x_333337499558629376).

**State Transitions:**

The day proceeds through three identifiable phases:

1. **Late-Night Activation (10:48 PM – 1:42 AM EDT):** Begins with Lord Sugar devaluation and Doral property promotion, then escalates sharply into a Jon Stewart rage cluster peaking at 1:22 AM, followed by a final hostile Sugar post at 1:32 AM. This phase shows the steepest intensity gradient of the day.

2. **Morning Recovery (6:31 – 10:31 AM EDT):** Only two posts, both fan-validation retweets. The content — a follower saying "losers just don't get it" and "why your on top" — functions as narcissistic supply to reconstitute the grandiose self after the late-night discharge. The injury-rage-supply cycle is textbook.

3. **Afternoon Offensive (4:23 – 7:24 PM EDT):** A new target — Mark Cuban — triggers a sustained 14-post combat session. This is not reactive rage but proactive competitive dominance assertion, with Cuban's Shark Tank success functioning as an implicit status challenge. The session includes ego-syntonic sadism openly acknowledged (x_333329213966913536: "I love insulting people who don't have the goods"), body-shaming (x_333334464262463490), appearance-based attacks on anonymous followers (x_333336204072321024), and extensive fan-validation harvesting.

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### II. Escalation Detection

**Escalation Detected: Yes**

Two distinct escalation sequences are identifiable:

**Escalation 1 — Jon Stewart Cluster (1:13–1:32 AM EDT):**
- **Start:** x_333087340744560640 — "totally overrated - not fast enough or smart enough" (intensity 0.38)
- **Peak:** x_333089735570493440 — "Little Jon Stewart(?) Is a pussy" (rage 0.75, intensity 0.74)
- **Continuation:** x_333090728815255552 — "can't win, he's not smart enough" (rage 0.52)
- **Terminal:** x_333092254107435008 — Sugar attack "keep begging Sugar you dog!" (rage 0.60)
- **Trajectory:** Rapid spike. The rage escalation from 0.38 to 0.75 occurs within 9 minutes, then partially de-escalates but sustains elevated hostility through a target-shift to Sugar.
- **Duration:** ~19 minutes for the core Stewart cluster; ~29 minutes including the terminal Sugar post.

The rage is disproportionate to the stimulus. The trigger appears to be Twitter followers invoking Stewart as an intellectual comparator — a narcissistic injury activating competitive threat processing. The perseverative return to the same target across three consecutive posts, each with escalating language, is consistent with a narcissistic injury-loop: each discharge partially reduces arousal but re-engages attention on the wound.

**Escalation 2 — Mark Cuban Cluster (5:03–5:51 PM EDT):**
- **Start:** x_333326554593648640 — "short ball hitter... massive failure" (intensity 0.38)
- **Peak:** x_333334464262463490 — "physically very soft... should immediately stop wearing T shirts. No strength!" (rage 0.65, intensity 0.68)
- **Trajectory:** Gradual. Escalation proceeds over 32 minutes through professional devaluation → brand comparison → open sadism acknowledgment → somatic humiliation.

This sequence is notable for the escalation pathway from professional critique to body-shaming — when competitive devaluation proves insufficient, the narcissistic architecture routes to bodily inadequacy as the ultimate dominance display.

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### III. Theme Analysis

**Dominant Theme: Television Brand Rivalry / Apprentice Supremacy**

Approximately 25 of 32 posts are directly or indirectly related to defending The Apprentice's dominance in the reality-TV space. Three rivals serve as foils:

1. **Lord Sugar** (UK Apprentice host) — 6 posts. Framed as a subordinate who generates revenue for Trump. Dehumanized as "garbage" and "dog."
2. **Jon Stewart** (The Daily Show) — 3 posts. Framed as intellectually and physically inadequate. The trigger is Stewart's recent "Fuckface Von Clownstick" viral nickname — a rare instance of a media figure generating a counter-narrative Trump cannot easily neutralize with his standard tools.
3. **Mark Cuban** (Shark Tank) — 7+ posts. Framed as an inferior competitor with failed TV history. Body-shamed. Projected onto as a "bully."

**Secondary Theme: Ego-Syntonic Sadism (Self-Disclosure)**

A cluster of posts constitutes an unusually candid window into the subject's relationship with cruelty:
- "I love insulting people who don't have the goods but think they do!" (x_333329213966913536)
- "Probably true, but I'm having fun!" (x_333337499558629376)
- "No, just a loser!" to a self-deprecating fan (x_333334790180855808)

These are not reactive expressions of anger but declarations of pleasure in dominance display — Kernberg's ego-syntonic sadism in plain language.

**Tertiary Theme: Fan Validation Harvesting**

Approximately 10 posts are bare retweets of fan praise, curated to reinforce the Apprentice-supremacy narrative. Followers' language mirrors Trump's own vocabulary ("losers," "on top"), demonstrating early-stage parasocial language contagion.

**Obsession Assessment: Yes.** The television rivalry theme dominates to the exclusion of virtually all other content. No engagement with world events, policy, or any topic outside the TV-dominance frame. The obsessive quality is evidenced by the sustained return to the same competitive comparison across 20+ hours and three separate rivals.

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### IV. Contradiction Detection

**Contradiction 1 (Moderate):**
- **Claim 1:** Calls Mark Cuban a "bully" (x_333334464262463490)
- **Claim 2:** "I love insulting people who don't have the goods but think they do!" (x_333329213966913536)
- Posted 21 minutes apart. The DARVO projection — labeling another as a bully while openly celebrating one's own bullying behavior — is a classic defense mechanism inversion.

**Contradiction 2 (Minor):**
- **Claim 1:** Lord Sugar is "a laughing stock in Great Britain" (x_333332174948413440)
- **Claim 2:** Sugar's "show pays me lots of money, so I'm happy" (same post, x_333332174948413440)
- Internal to one post. If Sugar were truly a laughing stock, his show would not generate significant licensing revenue. The contradiction reveals the instrumental object-relations underlying the devaluation — others exist simultaneously as objects of contempt and sources of income without requiring reconciliation.

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### V. Hypomanic Indicators

| Metric | Value | Assessment |
|--------|-------|------------|
| Total posts | 32 | Elevated for 2013 baseline (~85th percentile) |
| Earliest post (EDT) | 10:48 PM May 10 | — |
| Latest post (EDT) | 7:24 PM May 11 | — |
| Last late-night post | 1:42 AM EDT | — |
| First morning post | 6:31 AM EDT | — |
| Maximum sleep window | ~4 hrs 49 min | Below healthy threshold |
| Mood quality | Self-reported elevated ("having fun") | Consistent with hypomanic features |
| Content disinhibition | Vulgar language, body-shaming, fan insults | Elevated |
| Goal-directed activity | Sustained multi-target offensive | Present |

**Assessment:** The combination of reduced sleep, elevated post volume, disinhibited content, self-reported elevated mood, and sustained multi-front combativeness is suggestive of hypomanic features. However, a single day's data is insufficient for confident episode determination, and the pattern is within the upper range of the subject's 2013 behavioral baseline. Marked as **not meeting full threshold** but warranting longitudinal monitoring.

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### VI. Narrative Arc

**Classification: Chaos**

The day lacks a coherent narrative arc. There is no setback-to-comeback redemption, no victory-to-victimhood contamination. Instead, the day unfolds as a series of loosely connected combat engagements united only by the television-dominance theme:

- Late night: Sugar mockery → Stewart rage spiral → Sugar hostility
- Morning: Fan-validation recovery
- Afternoon: Cuban offensive → Sugar return → fan harvesting

The cycling between targets and the mixture of rage with buoyant self-satisfaction prevent any single narrative thread from forming. The subject appears to experience the day as a continuous, pleasurable dominance tournament — an interpretation supported by his own "having fun" self-report.

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### VII. Event Correlation

No posts reference any of the day's documented world events (Pakistan elections, H7N9 outbreak, Mali intervention, Niger kidnapping). All triggers are interpersonal and media-driven:

1. **Jon Stewart's "Fuckface Von Clownstick" segment** — The commentary identifies this as the proximate trigger for the 1 AM rage cluster. Stewart's segment (aired days prior) represented a rare media humiliation Trump could not neutralize through his standard devaluation toolkit, as the nickname went viral beyond Trump's counter-narrative capacity.

2. **Mark Cuban / Shark Tank competitive threat** — Cuban had publicly read a humiliating private Trump letter on The Tonight Show in March 2013. By May, Trump was still processing the injury through periodic devaluation campaigns. Shark Tank's growing ratings presented an implicit challenge to The Apprentice's claimed dominance.

3. **Lord Sugar / UK Apprentice rivalry** — Ongoing bilateral rivalry between franchise hosts, with Trump framing Sugar as a subordinate copy.

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### VIII. Danger Assessment

**Maximum Danger Level: Elevated** (x_333092254107435008)

The elevated rating stems from rhetorical dehumanization of Lord Sugar ("garbage," "you dog") in a public forum. No posts approach high or critical danger thresholds. All aggression is interpersonal and reputational, targeting wealthy public figures with substantial platforms of their own.

**Stochastic Terrorism Pattern: Not detected.** While Trump directs followers' attention toward specific individuals through devaluation, the targets are peer-status public figures, the language does not invoke threat or physical harm, and the follower base in 2013 was not yet of a scale or composition to generate asymmetric threat amplification.

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### IX. Cognitive Concerns

**Aggregate Assessment: No significant concerns; consistent with 2013 baseline.**

- The repeated "(?) " parenthetical after Jon Stewart's name across three tweets may indicate agitated cognitive state at 1 AM or deliberate dismissal affect — ambiguous.
- "Leightweight" misspelling is consistent with characteristic impulsive typing.
- The abbreviated "S T" for Shark Tank reflects Twitter's 140-character constraint rather than cognitive limitation.
- Language throughout is syntactically coherent, rhetorically purposeful, and demonstrates functional wit (the "No, just a loser!" precision edit).
- **Complexity trend: Stable.** No decline detected across the day's output.

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### X. Aggregate Metrics

- **Posts with rage:** 8/32 (25%)
- **Average intensity:** 0.32
- **Peak rage:** 0.75 (x_333089735570493440, Jon Stewart "pussy" post)
- **Danger posts:** 1 elevated
- **Authorship confidence range:** 0.45–0.95 (mean ~0.82)
- **Unique targets attacked:** 5 (Lord Sugar, Jon Stewart, Mark Cuban, two anonymous followers)
- **Fan-validation posts:** ~10 (31%)

The day's psychological signature is sustained grandiose activation with cyclical rage flares, organized entirely around television brand dominance and characterized by an unusual degree of candid self-disclosure regarding the pleasure derived from interpersonal cruelty.

### Narrative

The day cycles through three separate television-rival feuds (Sugar, Stewart, Cuban) without resolution, unified only by the Apprentice-supremacy theme. Late-night rage discharges give way to morning supply-seeking recovery, then an afternoon offensive against a new target. No coherent narrative arc emerges — the pattern is cyclical injury-rage-supply maintenance rather than directional storytelling.

### Dominant themes

- Television brand rivalry / Apprentice supremacy (1 post)
- Competitor devaluation (Sugar, Stewart, Cuban) (1 post)
- Fan validation harvesting (1 post)
- Ego-syntonic sadism / cruelty as pleasure (1 post)

### Contradictions that day

- [x_333334464262463490](https://trump.fm/post/x_333334464262463490): Mark Cuban is a bully
  vs. [x_333329213966913536](https://trump.fm/post/x_333329213966913536): I love insulting people who don't have the goods but think they do
- [x_333332174948413440](https://trump.fm/post/x_333332174948413440): Lord Sugar is a laughing stock in Great Britain
  vs. [x_333332174948413440](https://trump.fm/post/x_333332174948413440): His show pays me lots of money, so I'm happy

### Cognitive concerns

- Repeated parenthetical '(?)' after Jon Stewart's name across three tweets at 1 AM may indicate agitated or fatigued composition
- Characteristic misspelling 'Leightweight' consistent with impulsive typing rather than cognitive decline
- No complexity decline detected; language remains syntactically coherent and rhetorically purposeful throughout

## Posts

### [x_333362127005970432](https://trump.fm/post/x_333362127005970432)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T23:24:59.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @JwalkerKid (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@JwalkerKid: @realDonaldTrump YOU WIN ON TV SHOWS HANDS DOWN YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL PERSON ...... I LOVE ALL THE SHOWS U HAVE COME UP WITH"

14 likes · 16 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333362127005970432.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333362127005970432/analysis

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### [x_333360650573197312](https://trump.fm/post/x_333360650573197312)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T23:19:07.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @chris_l54 (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@chris_l54: @realDonaldTrump @mcuban Hadn't even heard of 'the benefactor' til Donald mentioned it. Big fail.. Donald wins the TV war."

9 likes · 7 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333360650573197312.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333360650573197312/analysis

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### [x_333349910982303744](https://trump.fm/post/x_333349910982303744)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T22:36:26.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @leebandoni (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@leebandoni: @realDonaldTrump time for you to instruct the BBC to replace him, he has the personality of a tea bag"

3 likes · 13 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333349910982303744.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333349910982303744/analysis

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### [x_333339575411937281](https://trump.fm/post/x_333339575411937281)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:55:22.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @J4K9FLATLEY (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@J4K9FLATLEY: @realDonaldTrump I have turned family and friends into #Apprentice fans. Nothing better"

12 likes · 15 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333339575411937281.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333339575411937281/analysis

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### [x_333339198578892800](https://trump.fm/post/x_333339198578892800)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:53:52.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @WVUChemE (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@WVUChemE: @realDonaldTrump The real shark tank is the boardroom on @ApprenticeNBC !"

7 likes · 8 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333339198578892800.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333339198578892800/analysis

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### [x_333338583534551040](https://trump.fm/post/x_333338583534551040)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:51:26.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @seanheilweil (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@seanheilweil: @realDonaldTrump damn you really like getting @mcuban fired up to squash you like a bug huh?" He doesn't have the strength!

13 likes · 12 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333338583534551040.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333338583534551040/analysis

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### [x_333337499558629376](https://trump.fm/post/x_333337499558629376)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:47:07.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @damiranz (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@damiranz: @realdonaldtrump , i'm a Big Fan But Sometimes You just Need To Shut Up,you Talk Too Much"  Probably true, but I'm having fun!

46 likes · 39 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333337499558629376.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333337499558629376/analysis

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### [x_333336204072321024](https://trump.fm/post/x_333336204072321024)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:41:58.000Z (UTC)

> @persvanstrom   Based on your picture I can see why - you look lost and in need of a cheap lifeline.

6 likes · 3 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333336204072321024.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333336204072321024/analysis

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### [x_333334790180855808](https://trump.fm/post/x_333334790180855808)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:36:21.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @theRealRyanMatt (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@theRealRyanMatt: @realDonaldTrump i never seen apprentice or shark tank am i a fat loser?"  No, just a loser!

141 likes · 145 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333334790180855808.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333334790180855808/analysis

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### [x_333334464262463490](https://trump.fm/post/x_333334464262463490)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:35:03.000Z (UTC)

> @mikeluis93 Mark Cuban is a bully who is physically very soft and therefore should immediately stop wearing T shirts. No strength!

1,997 likes · 1,145 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333334464262463490.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333334464262463490/analysis

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### [x_333332174948413440](https://trump.fm/post/x_333332174948413440)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:25:58.000Z (UTC)

> @Lord_Sugar can't hold a.candle to Donald.Trump - he is a laughing stock in Great Britain (but his show pays me lots of money, so I'm happy)

71 likes · 124 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333332174948413440.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333332174948413440/analysis

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### [x_333330689313357825](https://trump.fm/post/x_333330689313357825)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:20:03.000Z (UTC)

> The success of Shark Tank over the years is a total joke compared to the success of The Apprentice, one of the biggest hits in T.V. history.

262 likes · 156 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333330689313357825.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333330689313357825/analysis

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### [x_333329213966913536](https://trump.fm/post/x_333329213966913536)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:14:12.000Z (UTC)

> @african11   But I love insulting people who don't have the goods but think they do!

2 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333329213966913536.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333329213966913536/analysis

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### [x_333328281245986816](https://trump.fm/post/x_333328281245986816)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:10:29.000Z (UTC)

> The Apprentice, on the other hand, has been a MAJOR television hit, often times finishing #1. Even now, after 13 seasons, it wins its slot!

28 likes · 29 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333328281245986816.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333328281245986816/analysis

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### [x_333326554593648640](https://trump.fm/post/x_333326554593648640)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T21:03:38.000Z (UTC)

> @mcuban is a short ball hitter who had a massive failure on television, The Benefactor. Now he is one of many on a modest ratings show, S T.

15 likes · 23 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333326554593648640.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333326554593648640/analysis

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### [x_333318229357371392](https://trump.fm/post/x_333318229357371392)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T20:30:33.000Z (UTC)

> @BrianLynch @DurantRandy  Thanks, no wonder our Country is  in such trouble!

0 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333318229357371392.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333318229357371392/analysis

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### [x_333316426687475712](https://trump.fm/post/x_333316426687475712)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T20:23:23.000Z (UTC)

> @LennyDopkin   I have not run it for many years, I sold it a long time ago (great deal, great timing). When I owned it, a top place!

0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333316426687475712.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333316426687475712/analysis

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### [x_333167553138540540](https://trump.fm/post/x_333167553138540540)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T14:31:49.000Z (UTC)

> ""@DurantRandy: @realDonaldTrump Mr. Trump, some of these losers just don't get it. They need to look at why your on top.""

0 likes · 21 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333167553138540540.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333167553138540540/analysis

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### [x_333167553138540544](https://trump.fm/post/x_333167553138540544)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T10:31:49.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @DurantRandy (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@DurantRandy: @realDonaldTrump Mr. Trump; some of these losers just don't get it. They need to look at why your on top."

26 likes · 23 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333167553138540544.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333167553138540544/analysis

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### [x_333094772472438784](https://trump.fm/post/x_333094772472438784)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T05:42:37.000Z (UTC)

> @Patti0713   Thanks Patti.

0 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333094772472438784.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333094772472438784/analysis

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### [x_333092254107435008](https://trump.fm/post/x_333092254107435008)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T05:32:36.000Z (UTC)

> @nieldi   @Lord Sugar can't get himself arrested-but at least he's making me money-keep begging Sugar you dog!

2 likes · 5 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333092254107435008.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333092254107435008/analysis

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### [x_333090728815255552](https://trump.fm/post/x_333090728815255552)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T05:26:32.000Z (UTC)

> @MaxVayner  Your man, little Jon S(?) can't win, he's not smart enough or quick enough!

1 likes · 3 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333090728815255552.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333090728815255552/analysis

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### [x_333089735570493440](https://trump.fm/post/x_333089735570493440)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T05:22:36.000Z (UTC)

> @caaataclysm   Little Jon Stewart(?) Is a pussy, he would be hopeless in a debate with me!

2,271 likes · 2,297 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333089735570493440.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333089735570493440/analysis

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### [x_333087340744560640](https://trump.fm/post/x_333087340744560640)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T05:13:05.000Z (UTC)

> @MaxVayner Stewart (?) wouldn't have even a little chance in a debate with me. He's totally overrated - not fast enough or smart enough!

52 likes · 29 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333087340744560640.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333087340744560640/analysis

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### [x_333066272642330625](https://trump.fm/post/x_333066272642330625)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:49:22.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @doralaquatics (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@doralaquatics: @realDonaldTrump WooHoo! Have lived in Doral for 14 years and city is excited for Trump upgrades! WELCOME!" Thanks!

8 likes · 7 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333066272642330625.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333066272642330625/analysis

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### [x_333064774885732352](https://trump.fm/post/x_333064774885732352)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:43:25.000Z (UTC)

> @GuerrillaTycoon  Not even close - he is just, as you know, a very bad copy (who I profit from).

0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333064774885732352.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333064774885732352/analysis

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### [x_333063999656701952](https://trump.fm/post/x_333063999656701952)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:40:20.000Z (UTC)

> @chef_riggy  I never endorsed Judd - I'm with Senator Mitch all the way!

0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333063999656701952.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333063999656701952/analysis

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### [x_333061273833046018](https://trump.fm/post/x_333061273833046018)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:29:30.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @m_plem (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@m_plem: @realDonaldTrump @lord Do you ever take the high road?" When I'm dealing with garbage like @Lord Sugar, NO!

15 likes · 12 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333061273833046018.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333061273833046018/analysis

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### [x_333055452881494016](https://trump.fm/post/x_333055452881494016)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:06:22.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @jshawknz (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@jshawknz: The only thing I ever watch on TV is @realDonaldTrump 's All Star Celebrity Apprentice. #truestory"

10 likes · 15 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333055452881494016.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333055452881494016/analysis

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### [x_333054958696030208](https://trump.fm/post/x_333054958696030208)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T03:04:24.000Z (UTC)

> Just left Trump National Doral in Miami - under massive construction - The Blue Monster will be one of the greatest courses ever built!

36 likes · 49 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333054958696030208.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333054958696030208/analysis

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### [x_333052656211877890](https://trump.fm/post/x_333052656211877890)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T02:55:15.000Z (UTC) · quotes a tweet by @OCAmericans (the quoted words are theirs, not his)

> "@OCAmericans: I only watch @NBC once a week to watch @realDonaldTrump's Apprentice.  Great!

17 likes · 7 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333052656211877890.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333052656211877890/analysis

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### [x_333050909447815168](https://trump.fm/post/x_333050909447815168)

X (Twitter) · 2013-05-11T02:48:19.000Z (UTC)

> Leightweight @Lord Sugar virtually begged my reps to have me stop mocking him. Every time this dope goes on Apprentice I make money-too easy

53 likes · 72 reposts · 0 replies · unknown views

Audio narration: https://static.trump.fm/audio/x_333050909447815168.mp3 (a synthesized voice reading the post text, not a recording)

Analysis: https://trump.fm/post/x_333050909447815168/analysis

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